December 2011
I give you the 2012 Republican Presidential...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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my mom surprised me yesterday
by saying that we were going to go get two puppies. even though neither my sister nor i are home a lot, she wanted us to be there when we got them.
we went to the animal shelter today to look around.
i don’t think i’m ready for another dog yet.
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NEW YORK IT’S BEEN REAL
FINALLY LOS ANGELES BOUND :3
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So I’m waiting in the airport for my flight and there’s this girl waiting too and I straight up hate her based on this like 5 minute conversation she had with her mom.
“Oh, mom - I sent you an email, you need to pay my tuition, did you? Oh, no, it’s not a big deal, I think they want it before january. Don’t worry about it, they don’t really care; I’m one...
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Anonymous asked: do u liek puppies???????????
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One final left and I’m probably not going to do well but I don’t even care tbh. I just want to go hoooooome.
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greek statues and greek vase painting are probably my favorite things ever because all the artists were like SO HUNG UP on genitals
like what the fuck is this
excuse me satyr, you’re drinking wine totally wrong if you’re trying to balance the cup on your massive erection first
edited for ivana, who can hopefully appreciate all the dix now
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ONE FINAL AND A SHITTON OF ERRANDS SEPARATE ME FROM FREEDOM.
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happy christmas, war is over
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/world_now/2011/12/reporting-from-baghdad-the-us-military-mission-in-iraq-formally-ended-thursday-in-a-small-ceremony-at-baghdad-airport-as.html
kind of?
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i’ve drank 10/32 oz of water that i need to drink before i go to my ultrasound~* appt at 11 and i’m already grossed out and stressed out and can i cancel the appointment i don’t think there’s anything wrong with my ovaries
Say Yes To the Dress: The Drinking Game →
thebigblaidddrwg:
10. Kill your glass if you say (out loud) how ugly the dress is
11. 2 drinks if the dress is over $5000
12. 2 drinks if the bride crys
13. Take a drink if you catch yourself thinking, “Awwww!”
everythingissurvivable:
Take a sip when Randy has to intervene
Take a sip when the bride is ugly
Take a sip when the bride isn’t me
Take a sip when they don’t buy a dress
Take a...
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